frommemetoyou:
First person: My muse has a crush on yours and trips over their words when trying to talk to yours.Second person: My muse is irrationally angry at yours and just wants to hurt yours.Third person: My muse just wants to do everything in their power to wind up yours.Fourth person: My muse is determined to ignore you in the most childish of ways they can manageFifth person: My muse just wants yours to try their latest recipe no matter what it takesSixth person: My muse wants to impress yours and goes out of their way to gain approvalSeventh person: My muse is feeling lucky and is determined to make a bet with yoursEight person: My muse wants to sweep yours off their feetNinth person: My muse tries to seduce yours, albeit at the most inappropriate of times